amaeza: untruc: amaeza: you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem. This is an “inability to respect women” problem. Which is a male problem. There are women who don’t respect women too. This is not just a male problem. It’s a societal...
windexwaker: captain-jack-hardness: i hate black girls the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out This same thing still applies if it says I hate men. It’s still one of those isms, and as we know, isms are wrong.
earth-clan: Brandon and I are going to pet puppies for stress relief. I’m mostly going to waste time because I don’t feel like writing papers.
that-kid-from-london: egberts: BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS By this logic, everything that is a container with water in it is a reverse boat. Quit thinking so hard.
Eat a fuckin’ asshole!– Meagan, everytime she plays Injustice
I am the King of Atlantis!– Me, everytime I play Injustice
Goddamn stupid college kids.– Dale (via earth-clan)
Meagan: You could be Clark Kent. Me: I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.
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Thinkin’ about playing Pokemon on hard mode over the summer. Should be a good-ass time.
HUSTLA DA RABBIT!
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
all these fake justin biebers r makin me mad– My little sister
So I saw an opossum at school today in the bright ass afternoon sun. What’s up with that, opossum? Aren’t you supposed to be nocturnal?
Felt like I posted a lot more Damian than I did. Either way, sorry.
ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap
Or maybe I took an AP class so I didn't have to take it again in college?
I think someone is mad jelly.